Haiiii I'm Kornelius Barfer, I'm a 19 year old college student (LAME) with many obscure and lame interests. Old web design happens to be one of them! Sweet, right?
Why is my name Kornelius Barfer? It'd be strange and tragic if my parents named me that, but what happened once at a pool party a friend was texting her weird boyfriend and I said something disparaging about him. She thought it was funny and sent it to him with my initials. He asked who that was and I said "Kornelius Barfer". Then, a wizard cursed me with that name forever for mocking weird boyfriends.
This webpage is being put together slowly and carefully as I learn how to make websites better. I frequently blog on Spacehey so check that out if you want to learn NOTHING from a FREAK.