About Me

Haiiii I'm Kornelius Barfer, I'm a 19 year old college student (LAME) with many obscure and lame interests. Old web design happens to be one of them! Sweet, right?

Why is my name Kornelius Barfer? It'd be strange and tragic if my parents named me that, but what happened once at a pool party a friend was texting her weird boyfriend and I said something disparaging about him. She thought it was funny and sent it to him with my initials. He asked who that was and I said "Kornelius Barfer". Then, a wizard cursed me with that name forever for mocking weird boyfriends.

This webpage is being put together slowly and carefully as I learn how to make websites better. I frequently blog on Spacehey so check that out if you want to learn NOTHING from a FREAK.

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MY EXPERIENCES WITH THE AMISH

Once, I had a pair of Crocs so fucked up and epic that an amish little girl grabbed scissors and started hitting her mom with them. That's not where my experiences end.

For someone who doesn't live in Pennsylvania, I have a lot of contact with the Amish. Two or three villages are within buggy range so I see them probably twice a month (weekly in the summer). And let me tell ya, they are some crazy characters!

Two summers ago, my neighbor was having work done on her roof by an Amish man, and it was blistering hot out. So I made him some pink lemonade (it's the only kind we had) and he was super happy albeit confused by the color. I told him about the weather forecast because he didn't know we could even predict that. He was just amazed. A few days later he brought his son with him and let him play in the road.

I often ride public transport because I don't have a car or a license yet, and neither do the Amish. Once there was a gaggle of Amish teen girls looking at me and whispering and giggling. Never in my life had I felt like the freaky kid on a teen sitcom.

Outside of a Family Dollar, an Amish guy and his teenage son were getting back into their buggy with a conspicuous amount of cough syrup. I asked them what model their horse was, they got confused. The dad asked me if I had a boyfriend and I said no. I asked them what their Facebook was and the dad laughed and said "Oh, that's too much drama!"

In a thrift store, I saw an awkward Amish teen boy buying Scrabble and I flirted with him a little bit. He got extremely nervous and went to go wait in the buggy.

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